Total Medals Earned: 5,578 (From 989 different games.) Total Medal Score: 98,860 Points
Medals Earned: 1/63 (5/355 points)
Medals Earned: 14/23 (180/410 points)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (85/135 points)
Medals Earned: 3/9 (80/405 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 3/25 (15/485 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/250 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (70/95 points)
Medals Earned: 4/11 (20/475 points)
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Won the Alien Hominid plush
Won the Barbarian Boss plush
Won the Beefy Bear plush
Won the Beefy Villager plush
Won the Bitey Bat plush
Won the Cat Guard plush
Won the Chris Plushy
Won the Chutney plushy!
Won the Cyclops plush
Won the Edd plush
Won the Giraffey plush
Won the Hank plush
Won the Hatty Hattington plush
Killed 100 people in Hominid Homicide
Killed 50 people in Hominid Homicide
Survived 5 Minutes!
Won the Leo Plush!
Killed 500 enemies in Madness Arena!
Unlock the Katana in Madness Arena!
Unlocked the RPG in Madness Arena
Unlocked the shotgun in Madness Arena
Survived for 10 minutes!
Unlocked the uzi in Madness Arena
Killed 100 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Killed 50 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Won the Matt plush
Won the Monkeyface plush
Won the Pazzo plush
Won the Pico plush
Won the Pipistrello plush
Won the Pbot plushy!
Won the Rammy plush
Won the Red Knight plush
Won the Salad Fingers plush
Won the Satan plushy
Won the Scratchpaw plush
Won the Tank Man plush
Won the Behemoth Chicken plush
Won the Tom plush
Won the Tricky plush
Won the Yeti plush
Won the Zach plushy!
Got a score of at least 10 in the FnF minigame!
Unlocked the Minigun in Madness Arena!
Killed 200 zombies in Madness Zombie Survival!
Survived 5 Minutes
You won all of the plushies from the claw machine!
Collect 20 stars in a single flight.
Reach an altitude of 15m.
Be flying for 1 minute.
Travel 200m in a single flight.
Collect all the available types of stars in a single flight.
Reach 5x Crane bonus.
Travel 1000m in a single flight.
Collect $500 in a single flight.
Get boosted by 3 windmills in a single flight.
Fly straight downwards at terminal velocity.
Collect $3000 in a single flight.
Collect 100 stars in a single flight.
Collect 30 space stars in a single flight.
Bounce along for another 100m after making contact with the ground.
Escape from a stall at less than 3m altitude.
Travel 300m without using any fuel during your flight.
Travel for 300m without exceeding 3m altitude.
Successfully escape from stalling three times in a single flight.
Clear Japan in 30 days or under.
Reach a velocity of 25m/s.
Clear Egypt in 21 days or under.
Clear France in 15 days or under.
Clear England in 8 days or under.
Make it past Stage 3.
Make it past Stage 2.
Make it past Stage 1.
Defeat the Boss!
Kill 10 enemies
Kill 50 ennemies using the grenade launcher
No damage taken in 5 different levels
Find all the survivors
Achieve 100% clean shots in 5 different levels
Achieve 99% accuracy in 5 different levels
Buy all character upgrades
Complete the game in HARD mode
Complete the game in NIGHTMARE mode
Read the entire first issue of 1976
Play 360 Degrees.
Finish with more than 5k points.
Finish with more than 20k points.
Collect SKATE.
Collect COMBO.
Knock over all 10 garbage cans.
Squash all 5 birds.
Overload the water system.
Find the Secret Tape
Flip 3 times in the air.
Survive a whole minute after the timer ends.
Finish with more than 75k points.
Finish with more than 125k points.
Finish with more than 300k points.
Finish with more than 500k points.
Finish with more than 1M points.
Finish with more than 2M points.
Finish with more than 5M points.
Finish with more than 10M points.
Complete two goals at once.
Complete three goals at once.
Complete four goals at once.
Complete five goals at once.
Complete all six goals at once.
Click on the button that says "When's the next one coming out?"
Find the hidden Red Link button for bloopers and outtakes.
Click on Cojiro the Cucco for a Robot chicken gag.
Click on one of the statues during the scene.
Click on one of Dark Link's clones to find the Sign guy right behind them.
Click on Dark Link's sunglasses during his Matrix dialogue.
After the credits are over, Click on Zelda's eyes in the middle of the screen to see her complain about the episode.
When Blue talks about Dark Link, Click on the words "Dark Link" in the subtitles to see a deleted scene of the riot.
Press Down Right Left, Down Right Left on the keyboard to play her song.
Game completed
Complete game in 150 years or less
get at least 1400 love points
get at least 1400 social life points
get at least 1400 hobbies points
get at least 1400 career points
get a 23x multiplier for any aspect of life
get at least 14 combos
find a shortcut
find another shortcut
and another shortcut
